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Satire about Tony Blair
The latest satire from DeadBrain about Tony Blair, the British Prime Minister and leader of the Labour Party.
Colonoscopy reveals Bush's brain
28 Jul 2007
Water shortage latest
26 Jul 2007
BBC admits to more faking it
19 Jul 2007
Widespread unbridled joy at prospect of Boris running for mayor
5 Jul 2007
Blair: "I've been a wonderful Prime Minister"
10 May 2007
Blair: SNP are insurgency
5 May 2007
Concern grows for Jeremy Vine's health following BBC election coverage
4 May 2007
Army to build "security wall" around Hugh Grant
27 Apr 2007
Browne signs serialisation deal with Telegraph after 'harrowing' week
16 Apr 2007
Ahmadinejad: Cultural Learnings of Britain for make benefit glorious nation of Iran
5 Apr 2007
Compulsory passport interviews: sample questionnaire revealed
01 Apr 2007
Government confirms 200 trillion pounds expenditure for giant fly swatters
14 Mar 2007
Prescott finally fired for not screwing up
1 Mar 2007
Cash-for-honours probe "jeopardising" bird flu crisis plan
6 Feb 2007
Blair to quit "no later than" 2047
31 Jan 2007
Kidnapped chancellor "free to come and go"
28 Jan 2007
Blair to launch 'Blair Foundation' cosmetics range
8 Jan 2007
New Year cancelled due to bad weather
31 Dec 2006
Downing Street denies Blair's TV "Pope a Catholic" admission
20 Nov 2006
Blair found guilty in cash-for-peerages, mysteriously let off
17 Nov 2006
Blair's Plan B to save the world
10 Nov 2006
High steaks in race to create first human/cow hybrid
7 Nov 2006
Speaker bans Cameron from asking Blair questions
4 Nov 2006
Blair medical records leaked in NHS database security fiasco
4 Nov 2006
House of Lords to be reformed into apa for Cabinet ministers
25 Oct 2006
Labour peace shattered as Blair complains of Chancellor's "intolerable DIY"
29 Nov 2006
Controversy over British women's right to wear "the trousers"
25 Oct 2006
Blair uses tough interviews to reaffirm Iraq commitment
23 Oct 2006
Africa arrives in London after Madonna adoption
18 Oct 2006
Straw veil row deepens with Cherie Blair remarks
9 Oct 2006
Downing Street on truth serum alert
6 Oct 2006
Cameron: "BHS is safe in my hands"
4 Oct 2006
Two drown in flood of tears at Blair farewell speech
26 Sep 2006
Pundits' relief at Blair cliché overload
26 Sep 2006
Parents warned over extremist behaviour by Home Secretaries
20 Sep 2006
Six arrested on suspicion of "being frightening"
18 Sep 2006
Labour deputy leadership: the challengers so far
15 Sep 2006
Labour tensions explode again as Brown plants 11ft leylandii hedge
12 Sep 2006
Boris Johnson forced to apologise again
12 Sep 2006
Blair asks Lebanon to send peacekeepers into Labour Party
11 Sep 2006
Exclusive: Blair-Brown fight blamed on stolen toy car
10 Sep 2006
Sales sluggish for Blair farewell tour
7 Sep 2006
Parliamentary League 2006-7: Transfer news and pre-season previews
2 Sep 2006
Huge disappointment as Bush assassination revealed to be a hoax
1 Sep 2006
Blair 'offered to resign' in exchange for US$500,000
29 Aug 2006
UK security level downgraded from really-quite-scary to mildly frightening
14 Aug 2006
Iraq war suffers summer slump as ratings 'bomb'
14 Aug 2006
Conflict eases: IDF issues safety advice to Lebanon civilians
7 Aug 2006
"Spanking" to be introduced to British legal system
3 Aug 2006
Government to enforce happiness orders
1 Aug 2006
UK adopts doctrine of disproportionality in domestic affairs
30 Jul 2006
Israel offers "five minute" ceasefire in Lebanon
29 Jul 2006
John Prescott 'is melting'
19 Jul 2006
World leaders talk about food, spurs and jumpers
17 Jul 2006
Lebanon crisis worsens as Lord Levy fails to act
16 Jul 2006
No-cost peerages to be granted to all UK residents
14 Jul 2006
Brown challenged for leadership
14 Jul 2006
'Cash-for-sudoku-gate' crisis worsens
13 Jul 2006
Exclusive: New government terror threat levels leaked
10 Jul 2006
"Yes, Deputy Prime Minister" series slammed as "preposterous"
9 Jul 2006
Salmonella found in Cadbury's Cream Eggs
24 Jun 2006
US declares war on suicidals after Guantanamo Bay deaths
11 Jun 2006
Police to arrest all babies born on 6/6/06 under suspicion of being the Anti-Christ
6 Jun 2006
New calls for Prescott resignation over 'sleep' allegations
1 Jun 2006
Special Offer: Free crack with every ASBO
25 May 2006
Sven asks Boris to take Rooney's place in England squad
4 May 2006
Best year ever for absolutely everything, boasts No. 10
30 Apr 2006
Missing ex-prisoners: Government threatens to sue Microsoft
28 Apr 2006
Bird Flu: Troops to secure, seal off Norfolk
27 Apr 2006
Government criticised as Charles Clarke released without deportation
26 Apr 2006
Blair defends huge GP salaries - all doctors to be offered peerages
19 Apr 2006
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan
11 Apr 2006
Bird Flu: Government announces nationwide cull of birds
7 Apr 2006
Bird Flu: Terrorist link proven "without a doubt"
6 Apr 2006
Government urges no panic over bird flu; panic spreads
6 Apr 2006
Bird Flu: Cabinet go into hiding
5 Apr 2006
BREAKING NEWS: Blair is first arrest as Britain's new 'FBI' is launched
4 Apr 2006
Blair introduces honours for all scheme
22 Mar 2006
Storm of public outrage as cost of air soars again
8 Mar 2006
Gordon Brown wins 'Best Supporting' Oscar
3 Mar 2006
Iraq all God's fault says Blair
4 Mar 2006
Campbell announces Lib Dem leadership rota
3 Mar 2006
DeadBrain exclusive: Prince Charles's diary revealed
21 Feb 2006
Saddam Hussein re-instated as President of Iraq
18 Feb 2006
Hutton on incapacity: "No more excuses"
28 Jan 2006
Teachers to run big businesses, Blair announces
27 Jan 2006
Blair denies Britain is a police state
16 Jan 2006
Breaking News: Gordon Brown evicted from Number 11
11 Jan 2006
Blair threatens evictions in 'Respect' plan
10 Jan 2006
Galloway agent denies client has publicity addiction
6 Jan 2006
Geldof "disappearing up own arse"
5 Jan 2006
Blair unveils his 2006 New Year Resolutions
1 Jan 2006
"John Prescott ate my Elephant!"
28 Dec 2005
BREAKING NEWS: John Prescott 'stolen', say police
18 Dec 2005
P.M. to K.O. U.K. acronyms A.S.A.P.
8 Nov 2005
George Orwell estate to sue Government over breach of copyright
29 Nov 2005
DeadBrain Exclusive: the full transcript of the Bush-Blair secret conversation
23 Nov 2005
Terrorist suspects to be held in isolation in the Big Brother House
22 Nov 2005
Blair announces solutions to everything
10 Nov 2005
Blair tables surprise "beating and poking" terror amendment
9 Nov 2005
BREAKING NEWS: Blair bans Clarke, Blunkett reinstated
7 Nov 2005
Duncan Smith in come-back bid
28 Oct 2005
Reports of 'debate' in Cabinet denied
23 Oct 2005
BREAKING NEWS: David Cameron slapped with ASBO
22 Oct 2005
Prescott to be recycled to save environment
21 Oct 2005
Home Secretary to promise crackdown on rowdy seniors
2 Oct 2005
Quotes from Labour conference speeches we didn't get to hear
30 Sep 2005
BREAKING NEWS: Cherie Blair barricaded in 10 Downing Street
27 Sep 2005
DeadBrain Exclusive: Downing Street tea-lady's uncensored diary revealed
19 Sep 2005
UN forces land in Weston-Super-Mare
15 Sep 2005
DeadBrain obtains secret government plans to invade "democracy deserts"
6 Sep 2005
Prescott 'seconds away' from nuclear strike on France
26 Aug 2005
Rant: While the Prime Minister's away...
29 Aug 2005
France claims victory in Trafalgar re-enactment, demands control of UK
29 Jun 2005
Plans for alternative delivery of Royal Family functions revealed
22 Jun 2005
Blair talks sense: Europe gets angry
13 Jun 2005
God to step down - official
6 Jun 2005
Election Match Report
9 May 2005
US Marines surround Bethnal Green
6 May 2005
Candidates for interim Tory leader begin to emerge
6 May 2005 13:58
Party leaders vote - shock
5 May 2005 22:39
Howard promises to improve the weather
3 May 2005
Lib Dems remember about Iraq
24 Apr 2005
An open letter from Charles Kennedy
24 Apr 2005
Tesco launches deli counter for "aspirational hecklers"
20 Apr 2005
Michael Howard elected Pope
20 Apr 2005
Blair launches election campaign for 2009
19 Apr 2005
Wales and Cornwall to merge, Isle of Bute may follow
14 Apr 2005
Cherie Blair to give birth to twins
12 Apr 2005
Tories ask to be known as Labour
6 Apr 2005
Blair expresses interest as Dr Who replacement
5 Apr 2005
Election set for 5th May – shock
5 Apr 2005
PopeWatch: Tributes pour in
2 Apr 2005
Clarence House issues clarification on Prince Charles's "bloody people"
1 Apr 2005
Politicians and Turkey Twizzlers upstaged in new school dinners row
24 Mar 2005
MI6 wins, JIC loses in intelligence shake-up
24 Mar 2004
Tony Blair launches self-help book
22 Mar 2005
Companies in bidding war over Royal Blessing rights
19 Mar 2005
SuperDaleks set to bring the world to an end
17 Mar 2005
Dumbed Down: Live coverage of the Budget
16 Mar 2005
Dumbed Down: That anti-terror legislation in brief
11 Mar 2005
Blair confirmed as toughest on terror
10 Mar 2005
Rant: Why Bono should run the World Bank
6 Mar 2005
"Several hundred" terrorists plotting to be put under house arrest
2 Mar 2005
The Wedding: Lord Falconer clarifies clarification
24 Feb 2005
Axis of Evil replaced by Outposts of Tyranny
19 Jan 2005
Bush to announce development of super superjumbo jet
19 Jan 2005
Kilroy-Silk and Howard to unite, form Back and Forth Party
17 Jan 2005
B-Man to go to Iraq to look for Saddam's WMDs
13 Jan 2004
Gordon Brown and Blair's legacy
11 Jan 2005
Northern Ireland power-sharing talks collapse yet again, again
8 Dec 2004
Lord Hutton to withdraw report, apologise to BBC
12 Oct 2004
Scandal of British immigrant shuttled around Africa
7 Oct 2004
Milburn given new job annoying Gordon Brown, finding work for Milburn
8 Sep 2004
Bush "suddenly remembers" service in Vietnam
30 July 2004
Blair: Media misrepresented Iraq intelligence, not us
22 Jul 2004
Mysterious caped crusader and assistant to tackle UK crime
19 Jul 2004
Lord Hutton "reasonably satisfied" with Butler Report
14 July 2004
Downing Street property bubble to burst?
13 Jul 2004
Red Cross delivers heavily-salted snacks to drought-stricken South Africa
9 Jul 2004
Blair feared kidnapped, replaced by impostor
6 Jul 2004
Government to blast doctors for not reporting errors
28 June 2004
Bush wears vest - world in shock
27 Jun 2004
Rumsfeld orders correction to terrorist statistics correction
11 June 2004
MoD considers adequate equipment supply for British troops
8 Jun 2004
UK troop deployment not related to election; Pope's religion questioned
30 May 2004
UK bans condoms after Blair attack
20 May 2004
Code-breakers tackle Howard's "I believe" document
13 May 2004
Blair to host new ITV chat show
5 May 2004
Mirror: Is the British Army a fake?
4 May 2004
Mirror newspaper "could be fake"
3 May 2004
Mirror photo "a mish mash of arse pixels", possibly fake
2 May 2004
Downing Street rejects diplomats' challenge, casts suspicion on BBC
27 Apr 2004
Daily Express switches support to BNP, Labour to lose election
22 Apr 2004
Blair in straight question, straight answer challenge
21 Apr 2004
Secret US plan to turn Iraq over to Halliburton uncovered
20 Apr 2004
Referendum to go ahead, say sources
19 Apr 2004
Second face on Turin Shroud "clearly" Tony Blair
18 Apr 2004
Blair orders declassification of WMD briefing document
12 Apr 2004
US "informed of Beckham text threat" a month before 9/11
12 Apr 2004
US to withdraw from Iraq, start again
8 Apr 2004
Calls for referendum on referendum on EU constitution
26 Mar 2004
Clare Short believed to be cornered by special force
19 Mar 2004
Budget 2004: The reviews
17 Mar 2004
Budget 2004: The reviews
17 Mar 2004
Budget 2004: the reviews
17 Mar 2004
Budget 2004: The reviews
17 Mar 2004
New tape shows truth about Blair and Caplin
11 Mar 2004
Lords in loo lock-in over reform proposals
10 Mar 2004
GM gets go-ahead; UK to be eaten by giant plant by Monday
9 Mar 2004
Hundreds physically sick during Howard speech
7 Mar 2004
Blair briefly hospitalised after spontaneously combusting
5 Mar 2004
Hutton to conduct inquiry into Clare Short
3 Mar 2004
Blairs to star in new "public information" soap opera
3 Mar 2004
Blair in outburst on live television
2 Mar 2004
Letter: I gave homeless Blair my last 10p
1 Mar 2004
Dubya's Week: Bring it on!
28 Feb 2004
First citizenship ceremonies sponsored by Daily Mail, get off to bad start
26 Feb 2004
Blair: Bugging UN "essential" for safety of Britain
26 Feb 2004
Alastair Campbell denies responsibility for BBC fire alarm
25 Feb 2004
Blair: Unemployed migrants to stand in corner
24 Feb 2004
DeadBrain's Oscars predictions for 2004
23 Feb 2004
Blair introduces compulsory drug testing in Cabinet
22 Feb 2004
Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, plus other Iraq award nominations
13 Feb 2004
Sad middle aged man in terror hoax
9 Feb 2004
Alastair Campbell tipped to head new anti-crime agency
9 Feb 2004
The Big Question: What should happen to the BBC?
8 Feb 2004
Sceptics demand inquiry into Hutton Inquiry
5 Feb 2004
Downing Street drafts clarifications of Blair's statements on Iraq
3 Feb 2004
United Nations fact inspectors to be sent into USA and UK
1 Feb 2004
Cabinet Ministers to be declassified
31 Jan 2004
DeadBrain exclusive: Hutton to replace Dyke at BBC
30 Jan 2004
Downing Street to deny pressuring Hutton to "sex up" report
29 Jan 2004
Government to take revenge on BBC over Hutton
28 Jan 2004
Hutton to head inquiry into Hutton Inquiry leak
28 Jan 2004
Sun's Hutton leak accurate and unbiased - shock
28 Jan 2004
Lord Hutton unveils 2004 Blafta Awards nominees
28 Jan 2004
Hutton clears government, finds BBC guilty of murder, spin-doctors say
28 Jan 2004
Hutton Inquiry rules on BBC "propaganda"
26 Jan 2004
Howard pledges to outlaw waccy baccy, alcopops and Britney Spears
23 Jan 2004
Blair released on bail after WMD hoax
21 Jan 2004
Iain Duncan Smith offers Blair "ousting" counselling
19 Jan 2004
The Big Question: Is there life on Mars?
18 Jan 2004
Michael Howard to have cosmetic surgery
18 Jan 2004
Unsavoury campaign to get more people frying
17 Jan 2004
Date not announced for report into deaths of Iraqi civilians
15 Jan 2004 16:25
Bush orders military occupation of the moon
14 Jan 2004 21:14
"Royal" terror cell was active in Yorkshire, says US
13 Jan 2004
Blair eaten for breakfast by Frost
12 Jan 2004
Mixed reaction to new Civil Contingencies Bill
8 Jan 2004
US to require urine samples from visitors
7 Jan 2004
Blair pays surprise visit to traffic wardens
7 Jan 2004
Blair to rejoin Labour Party
6 Jan 2004
Prince Charles more popular than sex
5 Jan 2004
Dubya's Week: Bush's New Year's resiglutions
3 Jan 2004
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