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Prescott "could be replaced by bucket of lard"
28 Aug 2007City known as 'Hull' exists; has been flooded - shock revelation
5 Jul 2007John Prescott defiantly in support of no-smoking ban
1 Jul 2007Rumours circulate about Brown's "government of all the talents"
28 Jul 2007Police create crime wave to meet arrest quota
16 May 2007Blair: "I've been a wonderful Prime Minister"
10 May 2007A statement regarding current court action involving DeadBrain
2 Apr 2007Government confirms 200 trillion pounds expenditure for giant fly swatters
14 Mar 2007Prescott finally fired for not screwing up
1 Mar 2007Prescott's visit to Burger King overshadowed by race row
19 Jan 2007Minister criticised for sending children to state school
10 Jan 2007New Year cancelled due to bad weather
31 Dec 2006MPs investigated over dining rooms misuse
28 Dec 2006Blair found guilty in cash-for-peerages, mysteriously let off
17 Nov 2006Blair's Plan B to save the world
10 Nov 2006High steaks in race to create first human/cow hybrid
7 Nov 2006Speaker bans Cameron from asking Blair questions
4 Nov 2006Controversy over British women's right to wear "the trousers"
25 Oct 2006Post offices petition arrives late and damaged
18 Oct 2006Blunkett: 'I didn't see dodgy dossier'
9 Oct 2006'Remove your clothes', MP urges women
8 Oct 2006Downing Street on truth serum alert
6 Oct 2006Forensic breakthrough could identify minute traces of Tory policy
4 Oct 2006Two drown in flood of tears at Blair farewell speech
26 Sep 2006Labour deputy leadership: the challengers so far
15 Sep 2006Boris Johnson is latest candidate for Labour deputy leader
14 Sep 2006Labour tensions explode again as Brown plants 11ft leylandii hedge
12 Sep 2006Exclusive: Blair-Brown fight blamed on stolen toy car
10 Sep 2006Sales sluggish for Blair farewell tour
7 Sep 2006Parliamentary League 2006-7: Transfer news and pre-season previews
2 Sep 2006New security measure: curry banned on all flights
26 Aug 2006BBC television centre evacuated in terror scare
22 Aug 2006Prescott in 'comprehensible outburst' shock
17 Aug 2006CSA to be scrapped
25 Jul 2006John Prescott 'is melting'
19 Jul 2006"Yes, Deputy Prime Minister" series slammed as "preposterous"
9 Jul 2006