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DeadBrain Exclusive: the full transcript of the Bush-Blair secret conversation23 Nov 2005 by Malcolm Drury
Notwithstanding the attempt by Lord Goldsmith, the Attorney General, to squash any reporting of the leaked record of a meeting between US President "Boy" George W. Bush and Tony Blair, his second-in-command (UK operations), DeadBrain is pleased to bring you a full transcript of the conversation.Last week, two men were charged under the Official Secrets Act for leaking the transcript. They are to appear at Bow Street magistrates' court next week. The issue is considered to be particularly sensitive as the president suggested attacking the headquarters of the Arab satellite television channel al-Jazeera, which is based in Qatar, a key Gulf ally. After the initial pleasantries the two leaders got down to business. TB: Sir, I think you should put that stapler down, you might have an accident. GB: Sheesh, you're no fun Terry, I was just pretending it's a bomber, wheeeee ..... shoot, I've stapled my tie to my ear. TB: If we could get back to Iraq ... GB: Whaddya mean, I've never been to Iraq. TB: ... to discussing Iraq, I mean. GB: Yeah, OK, sure. Boy, I sure could eat a burger, let's go out for one. TB: Iraq, sir, please. GB: OK, OK - so what we gonna do about that Oldlama bin Sadda guy, you know, the Ayrab guy with the long beard. He's been shooting his mouth off again on that Al Jazeery TV show, geez, if I had my way them Ayrabs would only get Fox News, it's the only one I watch, that O'Reilly guy's a real straight shooter, tells it like it is, not like that Al Jazeery, he's real biased. TB: It's Osama bin Laden, sir. GB: No, he's not on Fox. Oh, I see what you mean. Say, I have a great idea, let's nuke that TV station, take out Al Jazeery, we got a few spare cruise missiles over there, they're pretty close to their use by date, that'd shut his yap once and for all, lin Baden I mean, not Jazeeery, well it'd shut his yap too, then we could put Fox in there, get some real balanced reporting for a change. TB: I don't think that would be a very good idea, sir, al Jazeera is actually a television station and it's based in Qatar, and they're our allies, and I really don't think we want to bomb them. Besides I don't think bin Laden is actually in Qatar, it was just a tape they played. GB: Sheesh, I said you were no fun! Well how about we just nuke everything over there, remember I'm the war president, where's that stapler .... wheeeee, lookit me, I'm an ace bomber pilot ... wheeee, mission accomplished! [long pause] GB: Hey, Terry, you OK? TB: [barely audible]: I'm fine, sir, let's go get that burger. Gregory T Mullet, DeadBrain's Editor-in-Chief, said that DeadBrain stands firmly by its conviction that the public has a right to know what the world's leaders are saying. He added that he was not in a position to divulge the source of the document and he was willing to go to prison to protect journalistic integrity. "It's a matter of principle and freedom of the press," he said. Late NewsMr Mullet is to appear at Bow Street magistrates' court next week.
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