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In Brief: Voices 'drove Bush to it'

A man was held under mental health laws in the United States yesterday, after admitting that voices drove him to commit numerous violent acts.

The man, named by doctors as George W. Bush, recently declared that he was driven to invade Afghanistan and Iraq by voices in his head.

Bush said the voices told him they were "God", and that he was placed here on Earth as Godís instrument.

Bush said, "God wants me to rid the world of extremists who claim that Allah has told them to do things. He drives me everywhere. He has to, because I was banned for drink-driving."

Mr Bush has been detained indefinitely as he is a danger to himself and everybody else.

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