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Ten uses for a copy of the Daily Express

27 Jul 2005
  1. Burn it
  2. Recycle it
  3. Build a model of Tracy Island with it
  4. Paint walls above it
  5. Er...
  6. That's it.


With apologies to Private Eye

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