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 Dubya's Letters: Waiting for the wedding invitation27 Feb 2005 by Malcolm Drury
Prince of CharlesBuckingham Castle U of K Febuerry 27, 2005 Dear Prince Hi, how ya doing. Congradulations on the wedding, I thought I'd just rite to let you know my invite hasn't arrived yet, I gess it's still in the mail. Me and Laura have got you a reel nice wedding present, a reel Texas gas barbeykew. Boy, she's a reel man's thing, the barbeykew, I mean, not Laura, well I gess she is too, twin tanks, ate berners, nine if you count the built-in microwave, and all done out in black and crome, she's a reel beuaty. I gotta be honest with you, I was gonna keep it for myself but Laura said no, you've got seven already, you don't need another. Sorry I didn't get to see you while I was in Yoorup but I was reel busy, I was gonna apologise in the RPVS to the wedding invite but like I say I haven't reseeved it yet. The worst part was when I had to talk to Sheerac, boy I just wanted to call him a monkey surrendering cheese boy but the guys had told me I'd better not in the innerests of innernational diplomassy. Sheesh, the only diplomassy he unnerstands is a kick up his Eyeful Tower. We had to go to some kind of dinner with him, I figgered at least there would be some French fries and maybe a stake but there weren't any at all, just some disgusting cheese that smelled like somebody had been wearing it for a coupla months in the middle of the summer, if you take my meaning. Boy, let me tell ya, he's the worst but all them Yoorapeens are all reel wierd, not like us, speshally them Natonians, everybody just kept saying what to me whenever I said anything. Funny thing though, I couldn't find Nato in My First Atlas, probbly reel small like Monica and Frankenstine [presumably Liechtenstein - Ed.]. Ackcherly I gess your kinda Yoorapeen reelly, too, in the U of K, but your more like America, you even speak American, sounds reel funny but we unnerstand you pretty good. Well most of the time. Anyway, I was glad to get back here to the good old US of A, just between ourselves I'm always kinda worried when I go away in case Donny dissides to libberate somewhere without my say so. Speaking of which, and keep this reel conffidential, don't go to Iranistan or Syriaq for your honeymoon if you catch my drift, OK, one frend to another. Did ya see that photo of Condi in her lether boots with spiky heels and her short skirt? Boy, I tell ya, I was looking at that for a long time but unforchernatly Laura caught me, she said what are you smiling at, had to think quick so I said oh it's just something in this newspaper artickle about Condi. So she said oh reelly, well do go on, so I said it's just a joke that Condi said. So Laura said OK what is it then, so I had to think reel quick again so I said sorry, I think there's somebody at the door, I'll go see. I think I got away with it, won't be sure until I find out if I have to sleep on the Oval Offis floor again. Anyway I gotta go to Wal-Mart and get some pretzels ready to watch the Oskers, so I should close for now. Looking forward to seeing you, hope the invite gets here soon or I might think your not inviting me ha ha! Just kidding. Say hi to your Mom and Dad for me, they're reel nice folks, tell them I'll see them at the wedding. Your frend, George W. Bush, President and CEO, US of A. P.S. Maybe it would be easier just to fax the wedding invite. P.S. 2 Do you think you could arrange for me to sit next to Sherry Blair at the wedding? Related Articles Dubya's Letters: Let freedom rain! 5 Feb 2005
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