Monday
Phoned Putin to tell him we didn't like the way he'd rigged the elections in Russia, told him nothing like that could ever happen in US of A.

Remembered to phone Jeb and ask how them new voting machines was coming along.

Toosday
Met with China's Prime Minister Obi-wan Jayboy or whatever. Told him I didn't think that other Chineese guy from Taiwan, Chen something or other, should be unalaterally doing stuff [a proposed referendum to ask the Taiwanese people to voice their opposition to China's missiles pointed at Taiwan. Ed.], it's not something we would ever do, we don't like unalaterism. In any case, while them missles are pointing at Taiwan they're not pointing at us so we're all for it, can't really trust these Chineese even if Obi-wan does smile a lot.

Got to talking about democrassy and I asked him when was the last time he had an election. All our security guys started laffing and rolling on the floor. When they stopped I asked them if it was something I said and they all started laffing again. Boy, they're weird, must have a talk with Ashcroft getting some better ones.

Thersday
Had to let them French and Germaniums know who's boss. They were complaning about not getting contracts to rebuild Iraq, well sheesh, where were they when we asked them to help before. Shroder phoned to complane but I just reminded him about dubya dubya 2 and said we could do it again and be home by the weekend so he'd better shut up. He said something about a dumb koff and hung up. Don't know what he was talking about, I don't have a koff, dumb or otherwise.

That Annan guy from the U of N was complaning about it too. Well tough cookies! We know who our frends are. Or at least I hope we do, Donny says our forces are stretched a bit thin at present.

Friday
Phoned Martin Paul, the new Prime Minister of Canadia, to congradulate him. He seems OK. He promised he would keep the oil and gas flowing so I told Donny to stop work on his document on Canadia's weppons of mass destruction, looked like we wouldn't need to liberate them after all, the Canadians I mean, not the oil and gas, and I was never comfortable with saying moose were terrorists anyway.

Phoned Terry Blair to ask if he could send over a few crates of flu vacseen, we're running short, he said sure, how much do you want, but Ashcroft said his guys would have to check it out before we used it, the terrorists might have gotten at it. He should learn to trust peeple a bit more. Terry's on our side not like that Shroder and Sheerac, I hope they both get the flu.

Saterday
Day off.

Deckerated Oval Office Chrismass tree. Donny [Rumsfeld] helped. Got into fight with him about who got to put the angel on top of the tree, he said it was his turn but I put it on anyway so he took the extension cord for the lights and left. Had to send one of the security guys to Walmart for another one.

Started writing Chrismass cards. Wondered if I could put Love, George on one and send it to Sherry Blair but decided not to as Terry might see it. Darn, I can't get that woman out of my mind. Laura's had a headache all week.