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 Hillary's sordid past: Swinging and wife-swapping 11 Jun 2003 by Allen Voivod Hillary's White House years were fraught with scandal. The media, attempting to raise the spectre of Nixon's Watergate downfall, came up with similarly-themed names for the Clintonian imbroglios: Whitewatergate, Travelgate, Filegate, and Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisgate. But none was more famous than Lewinskygate. Hillary's former editor, Ingrid Haggardsly, shares with DeadBrain the shocking truth about Hillary's true involvement in every alleged Clinton 'extra-marital' dalliance. "Bill and I were swinging long before it was fashionable," Hillary wrote in an early draft. "We would go to a party and scope the place out. When we found a girl we both liked, I would approach her, and if we hit it off, I'd get Bill to come over. Soon the three of us would be in a hotel room, doing the naked pretzel. "When we got to the White House, we were forced to be more discreet about it. We offered to do a swap with the Gores, but it just didn't work out. Al seemed into it, but Tipper was so hypocritical. She thinks it's okay to smoke pot, but not to trade husbands for a night! But at least they kept their mouths shut about it. "Monica, on the other hand … she wasn't the first to cause a problem, but she caused the worst of them. As a lover, she was gentle, intuitive, and ready to experiment. Put it this way – she might have been on one end of a cigar, but I was on the other. Alas, she was young and excited, and though her mouth was good for some things, she used it way too much. "I've been criticized in the media for staying with Bill, despite all the 'affairs' he seems to have. Well, we never expected people to understand our open marriage, and so we don't talk about it in public. It was a price we chose to pay to maintain our political careers." Related articles Hillary's sordid past: Sex and the Senate 12 Jun 2003 Hillary's sordid past: Swinging and wife-swapping 11 Jun 2003 Hillary's sordid past: The politics of pleasuring poultry 10 Jun 2003 Sacked editor to reveal Hillary Clinton's darkest secrets 8 Jun 2003
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