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 Hillary's sordid past: The politics of pleasuring poultry 10 Jun 2003 by Allen Voivod Hillary Rodham grew up in Park Ridge, Illinois, an affluent suburb of Chicago. Though she talks about her uptown upbringing in her autobiography, Living History, her former editor, Ms. Ingrid Haggardsly, removed a strange and tragic childhood story that takes place at the intersection of women's rights and animal husbandry. "This was just too goddamn weird," Haggardsly said. "I was politically aware at an early age," Hillary wrote in an early draft. "I was born a woman, contrary to popular belief, and every aspect of women – mind, body and spirit – is highly politicized." Her feelings led her, at the age of four, to start throwing her Barbie dolls in the fireplace. "I refused to project my ambitions and desires onto a doll inspired by a German whore, no matter how much she looked like my mother." A school field trip to a farm at age seven opened another door in her political life. "The animals seemed scared, unhappy with their lives. I made a solemn promise that day, to learn more about those animals and make their lives better." As she grew older and reached her sexual awakening, she began to see the plight of farm animals in a new light. "Again and again I watched as the females endured the advances of the males without ever receiving any pleasure of their own. Couldn't anything be done for those poor chickens, mares, and sows?" Hillary fell prey to a disorder known as poultrous cunnilingus. Despite the derivation of the name, the American Psychological Association broadly defines it as "a disproportionate interest in the sexual pleasure of female fish, fowl, mammals, or other non-human members of the animal kingdom." Hillary confesses the worst in her early draft: "It was three weeks before the farmer finally caught me, orally stimulating the Cornish game hens in their coop. They make the most beautiful clucking sounds! Of course, he called my parents, and they called my priest, and it was just awful. Eventually, I learned that I was projecting my own powerlessness as a young woman onto the farm animals. I had to find a different way to gain power. A human way." Related articles Hillary's sordid past: Sex and the Senate 12 Jun 2003 Hillary's sordid past: Swinging and wife-swapping 11 Jun 2003 Hillary's sordid past: The politics of pleasuring poultry 10 Jun 2003 Sacked editor to reveal Hillary Clinton's darkest secrets 8 Jun 2003
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