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 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraq's now infamous information minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, is to release a single, he announced last night. Speaking at what may have been his final press conference, he told journalists that he would release the single, a cover of the Dad's Army theme tune, as a final act of defiance against invading Coalition forces. Today, however, the minister failed to give his usual briefing. A spokesman for his record company, Saddam Records, said that Mr Saeed al-Sahaf was busy doing promotional work and making last-minute changes to his new album from the safety of his secret underground bunker. British espionage meanwhile picked up a secret transmission of the lyrics, which are as follows: Who do you think you are kidding Mr Bush, If you think we're on the run? We are the boys who will stop your little game. We are the boys who will make you think again. 'Cos who do you think you are kidding Mr Bush, If you think old Iraq's done? Mr Saddam goes off to town On the 8:21. But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his weapons of mass destruction. So watch out Mr Bush You have met your match in us. If you think you can find us We're afraid you've missed the bus. 'Cos who do you think you are kidding Mr. Bush, If you think old Iraq's done? The single will be available in all structurally-sound record shops in Iraq from Monday. Related articles Bush beats Republican Guard after Florida recount 18 Apr 2003 Bush attempt to play snap with Iraq's most wanted cards fails 17 Apr 2003 US troops find weapons of Mass Disruption 16 Apr 2003 UK: Syria not next on list for invasion 15 Apr 2003 Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album 15 Apr 2003 Iraq Information Minister awarded comedy BAFTA award 14 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: There's nothing wrong with a bit of looting 11 Apr 2003 US to ship in crowds of cheering people for Iraq victory celebrations 10 Apr 2003 Iraq information minister to release single 9 Apr 2003 Iraqis deploy shoes of mass destruction 9 Apr 2003 Rumsfeld: Saddam may use WMDs after death 7 Apr 2003 U.S. bombs BBC World Affairs Editor 6 Apr 2003 Baghdad airport captured, tourists expected in weeks 4 Apr 2003 Iraq gun amnesty unsuccessful 3 Apr 2003 Iraq complains of illegal American tactics 1 Apr 2003 Iraqis unimpressed by U.S. replacement for state television 28 Mar 2003 Bush bored with Iraq, declares war on France 27 Mar 2003 U.S. bombs "strategically-important" market 26 Mar 2003 Powell to sell Iraq reconstruction rights on eBay 24 Mar 2003 US to wipe out entire UK armed forces by end 2004 23 Mar 2003 War a ratings winner - better than EastEnders, say fans 22 Mar 2003 Bush achieves war aim #1: Iraq located and bombed 21 Mar 2003 Allied forces encounter "wrong kind of sand" 20 Mar 2003 Shock and awe display not that shocking or awe-inspiring 20 Mar 2003
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