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  September 2003
Balloons, inquiries, students, Segways and party conferences. It must be autumn. Here's what we had to say in September:

Parents of pre-schoolers to attend remedial schooling
Bush back at work, world safe once again
No. 10 press office announces successful balloon mission
Britons to be required to pass language and citizenship test
Gap clothing sued over misleading school adverts
US seeks alternative financing for its occupation of Iraq
Anti-abortion activists promise reprisals against executioners
Sexless government infuriated by vibrant young people
Visitors criticise lack of rides at arms fair
Holyrood building loses world overspend record
Taliban preparing for comeback tour of Afghanistan
RIAA pushes for ban on computers, Internet, electricity
Renewed calls for Hutton Inquiry to be clearly marked
Cheney look-alike blames Saddam Hussein™ for everything
Bush to Hurricane Isabel: "Bring it on!"
Government outlaws popular meat-based product
Branson considering Iraq bid
Robin Cook freshers prank goes too far
White House sacks Bush speechwriters after poor UN performance
Kennedy – "We can replace Conservatives as also rans"
Prince Charles welcomes results of GM survey
Plans afoot to keep Blaine in box indefinitely
Segway issues product recall over stupidity risk
Bush excited about forthcoming UK visit
Tories offer to help Blair change direction

August 2003 2003 Index October 2003

Look at this, moron.

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