In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts
28 Oct 2003
Excitement is mounting tonight after it was announced that the alleged Conservative leader, Iain Duncan Smith, is to face a vote of confidence tomorrow. Political commentators immediately descended into what can best be described as a state of manic foaming at the prospect of one unelectable and unappealing leader being replaced by another. As one said: "This is possibly the most important and exciting thing most relevant to people's daily lives to have happened since the fall of the Berlin Wall. I'm almost wet in anticipation."
DeadBrain will attempt some sort of half-hearted coverage tomorrow.
Look at this, moron.