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Most recent news in brief:

In Brief: Tory leadership crisis - excitement mounts
Absolutely thrilling.

Mission to take Kinnock to moon blasts off
God speed.

In Brief: Prince Harry surprised by media interest
Complete shock.

In Brief: Leaders find common ground in Iraq talks
Some progress.

Tories: Asylum seekers should be checked for Britishness
Essential criteria.

In Brief: Public trust satire site more than government
Obviously.

Headmistress spent 7,000 on school equipment, under investigation
Bound to be dodgy.

In Brief: Fault takes satire site offline
Big cock-up.

Prince William gets Harry Potter book for birthday
Many happy returns.

In Brief: Harry Potter publication new biggest news story ever
Biggest event in history.

In Brief: Cheney "probably still alive" says Pentagon
Out there somewhere.

In Brief: Government pledges standards improvement over euro test failure
The three s.

Iraq actually won war; Iraqi WMD found in White House
History rewritten.

In Brief: Bush forces G8 leaders to watch cartoons
Cultural extravaganza.

In Brief: Government denies "duping" public over WMD
Didn't happen.

In Brief: FBU says fire-fighters will "keep it real" despite pay deal
Innit.

Eurovision: Resignations demanded over UK performance
Diabolical.

Cheney to host special "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
Not necessarily a one-off.

In Brief: Bush pledges to hunt down suicide bombers
Good luck.

Rumsfeld pulls troops out of Syria
Not needed.

Blair disappointed not to win "rear of the year"
Came close.

S Club to split, music quality to improve
Disappointment.

Archbishop Bean delivers Easter message
"Flibble."

Pentagon to release Iraq sticker album
Cashing in.

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