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In addition to our monthly newsletter service, you can now get emailed every time something new and exciting* is added to DeadBrain. It's all done automatically by computery robot things, so emails will actually be sent out on a regular basis, not just when we feel like it.
You can choose from our regular service, which offers emails instantly whenever something new is added, or our weekly service, where a summary of all new additions is sent out every Sunday. It doesn't make any sense to subscribe to both since you'd be getting essentially the same thing, but you can if you want...
To subscribe to either of the services, visit our parent web site's email subscription page.
Note: Subscribers who were with us when the lists were hosted with Topica have been moved across automatically.
Emails will be sent out whenever something new is added. Because of the way we work that could be in the middle of the night or during EastEnders. DeadBrain accpets no responsibility for emails that disrupt your viewing of Pauline Fowler.
Emails will be sent out on a Sunday, usually on an evening. If it interrupts Songs of Praise then we're sorry, but it can't be helped.
DeadBrain reserves the right to send you occasional emails from our partners through this service in the faint hope of earning some money out of it. These will be sent out at the very most once a fortnight, and almost certainly less frequently. You are free to unsubscribe at any time and we will not pass your details onto any third parties except if required to do so by law. Your home is at risk if you invite terrorists round for tea, etc etc.
*Not necessarily exciting.