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The Euro: UK's 5 Tests
New tidal wave of immigration wiping out Britain's culture
4 Jan 2007Kilroy "nearly done"
25 Sep 2005Blair talks sense: Europe gets angry
13 Jun 2005Rant: Valéry Giscard d'Estaing's crushing blow
3 Jun 2005Nein pips Non to post in French EU Referendum
31 May 2005Rant: Spain shows the way
22 Feb 2005European bureaucracy eats child
11 Oct 2004SPECIAL REPORT: Britain capsizes under weight of EU immigration
1 May 2004Calls for referendum on referendum on EU constitution
26 Mar 2004
Blair: Unemployed migrants to stand in corner
24 Feb 2004
Joan Collins forms new anti-EU pop group
19 Feb 2004
Blair welcomes "genuine" sun-seeking EU migrants
18 Feb 2004
New EU anti-spam law stops all spam in a day
11 Dec 2003
Mission to take Kinnock to moon blasts off
28 Sep 2003
Government to extend the requirements for wearing protective clothing
15 Aug 2003
Outrage over Brussels "straight railways" plan
10 Aug 2003
Suicide bombers call for better working conditions
7 Aug 2003
SPECIAL REPORT: New EU constitution will mean end of life as we know it
27 May 2003
Eurovision: Resignations demanded over UK performance
25 May 2003
Eurovision: German entry proves country does have sense of humour
25 May 2003
EU condemns UK "scaremongering" over constitution
20 May 2003
EU to ban football chants
3 Jan 2003
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