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  Asylum Crisis

DeadBrain reports on the problem of asylum seekers in Britain.

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SPECIAL REPORT: Britain capsizes under weight of EU immigration
1 May 2004
Daily Express switches support to BNP, Labour to lose election
22 Apr 2004
Britons to be required to pass language and citizenship test
3 Sep 2003
 Tories: Asylum seekers should be checked for Britishness
6 Aug 2003
 Government pleased with new "unpowered" repatriation method
1 Aug 2003
 Government outlines new citizenship test
28 Jul 2003
 Asylum seekers have brought NHS to its knees, says Daily Mail
28 May 2003
 The DeadBrain Asylum Seeker Quiz
27 May 2003

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