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Year in review: 2002
It's been another fun-packed year here at DeadBrain, so as is traditional we have compiled a list of our favourite articles in a half-hearted attempt to tell the story of this year's news. The list is by no means definitive, and quite possibly wrong, but it's Christmas so we don't really care.

You can email us your favourites at the usual address.

January
Postal Plans
Ofcomm reveals its plans for improving the postal service.
  Holy Blair
Our man Tony solves world crises by the dozen.
More news from January

February
Duncan Smith Revealed
We reveal that IDS is a waxwork and he subsequently explodes.
  Transport Civil War
Byers, Moore and Sixsmith: the new Axis of Evil.
More news from February

March
Tories "to be privatised"
Could this be the new Railtrack?
  Website denies job cuts
As if we have the staff to get rid of...
More news from March

April
Widdecombe Captured by Revolutionaries
A strange twist in a strange war.
  NASA Merger Off
Yeah, we had a problem.
More news from April

May
Anarchy, capitalism and dental workers
May Day 2002: not as good as last year.
  Byers, Byers, Pants on Fire
The beginning of the end. See also: Byers Steps Down
More news from May

June
Camelot to run NHS
The National Postcode Lottery.
  Chairman attacks media
Charles Clarke on the rampage against everyone but us.
More news from June

July
Tories in shock revelation
Duncan comes out to get the party started.
  The Cult of Robin Hood
Man fired after publication of offensive article.
More news from July

August
Hooligans prepare for start of season
Body-building up to the kick-off.
  GP guilty of trading in patients
Banned practice could be widespread.
More news from August

September
Heart attack risk reduced by removal
Solving the problems of the NHS.
  US declares "War of Annoyance" on Iraq
Bush makes the first move.
More news from September

October
Disappointment at fascist Tory speech
Far too left-wing, mein Führer.
  Navy unveils new P&O-class frigate
Off to war with an on-board cinema and shopping facilities.
More news from October

November
IDS crisis statement: There is no crisis
That's that sorted, then.
  Mirror announces Britain to collapse by Sunday
Don't panic, don't panic!
More news from November

December
Loch Ness Monster found dead in Ireland
Flying south for the winter?
  Powell criticises lack of incriminating evidence in Iraq dossier
Be reasonable, Mr Hussein.
More news from December


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