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DeadBrain is producing its own, condensed versions of the party manifestos. Obviously this is an entirely serious project for the democratic good and not a shameless attempt to get a few cheap laughs through parody. Perish the thought.

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Click here to view the spoof Conservative 2005 election manifesto (445KB PDF, requires Adobe Acrobat, opens in a new window).

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