Dumbed Down: That anti-terror legislation in brief
11 Mar 2005
I
All terrorists to be put under house arrestAll houses to be put under terrorist occupation
No homes to be left
No wrongs to be right
No rights to be respected
VI
All Liberal Democrats to be taggedAll Conservatives to be tigged
All faces to be saved
All votes to be bought
All pings to be ponged
All pongs to be ponged right back at you, bitch
IXVII
Terrorists to be banned from using explosivesSunsets to be banned from using the internet
Santa Claus to be banned from using the telephone
Rudolf to be banned from watching television
Everyone to be banned from watching Santa Claus: The movie
MXCVIICIII
Burden of proof to be scrappedProof of tax burdens to be hidden
Proof of other burdens to be heard by judges
Judges to be controlled with little hidden wires by Charles Clarke
Trial by jury to be abolished
Trial by viewers of Sky News to be institutionalised
Rupert Murdoch to be next Lord Chancellor
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All Bills to be watered downAll house plants to be watered up
All legislation to be up the spout
All civil liberties to be urinated on
MACHIAVELLI
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