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The Archive: August 2006


Paedophile crackdown: Children to be banned from going outside Government to enforce happiness orders "Spanking" to be introduced to British legal system Government proposes "personal PFI" to help insolvents US names Mel Gibson as Middle East envoy Millennium Dome to be turned into whitewash factory Conflict eases: IDF issues safety advice to Lebanon civilians Israel threatens nuclear strike after trouble down at ol' Shebaa Farm Home Office scandal as efficiencies discovered International terrorism achieves carbon reduction targets for 2006 Number '4' retired in Whiteley tribute Iraq war suffers summer slump as ratings 'bomb' UK security level downgraded from really-quite-scary to mildly frightening Madonna to "rise from the dead" in new show Prescott in 'comprehensible outburst' shock John Reid to deliver daily message of fear Israel arrests all Arab governments BBC television centre evacuated in terror scare Hussein, Forsyth to head next Big Brother line-up Iran to continue cake enrichment program "I romped with Ahmadinejad in my pad" claims curvy brunette Terror suspect pictures: An apology Pluto reclassified from dog to dwarf Rap music "responsible for the deaths of thousands" New security measure: curry banned on all flights Chancellor slams sinister Scottish cult Nasrallah admits war resulted from "clerical error" Rolling Stones guitarist apologises for being poor role model Blair 'offered to resign' in exchange for US0,000 Government takes babies off the menu for lardy ladies

See also

August 2006 in our US edition

July 2006 Archive Index September 2006
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