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The Archive: September 2005



News

Prescott 'seconds away' from nuclear strike on France Beagle 2 space probe found on White House lawn Bush declares war on al Katrina Bono announces Katrina spin-off tour DeadBrain obtains secret government plans to invade "democracy deserts" Tories need more MPs like Theresa May, says Theresa May 'Black is black': Zimbabwe pledges to save the United States Hearts and Hibs plan move to Premiership Prince Just William to tackle plight of homeless Doncaster man declared World Darts Champion after rainstorm Huge crowds miss petrol protests UN forces land in Weston-Super-Mare No regrets for man who panic bought 40,000 litres of petrol Branson announces pirate fertility clinic MI5 detains 15,000 UK 'terror suspects' Panic in Warsaw as Germans 'head for polls' DeadBrain Exclusive: Downing Street tea-lady's uncensored diary revealed "Bogeys" to feature as Olympic sport in 2012 Kilroy "nearly done" BREAKING NEWS: Cherie Blair barricaded in 10 Downing Street Davis: We must support Tory value of losing elections

Dumbed Down

Quotes from Labour conference speeches we didn't get to hear

Rants

Rant: Bin Laden vs the Safety Elephant Observation from the conferences: Is John Prescott on drugs?

See also

September 2005 in our US edition

August 2005 Archive Index October 2005
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